His pitch seems to be "I'm younger than Markey, and my last name is Kennedy." Fuck dynasties. n/t

Date:2020-09-02 00:49:52
In Reply To:Is Kennedy's entire pitch in this primary just that he might run for president someday, and Markey won't? (nt) by Nosferatwo

"You bandits don't just die quickly, I mean, example: This one guy in New Haven, cities burning, people dying left and right, yada yada yada, and this jackhole rushes me with a spoon. A frickin' spoon. And I'm just, dying laughing right? So I just scoop out his eyeballs with it and his kids are like, 'waaah', he can't see where he's going, bumping into stuff, maybe you just had to be there. Anyway, the moral is, you're a total bitch." - Handsome Jack

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